The Book of the Dead: Your Essential End-of-Life Planner

Let’s be honest: end-of-life planning is right up there with colonoscopies and assembling furniture in the “Things I’d Rather Not Deal With” category. But recently, while working on an article about all the things you need at the end of your life, it hit me: Have I actually done any of this?

A Personal Reflection

Then I started thinking about my mom. When she passed, some of her paperwork went missing — including her will — because it was in a folder labeled something like “Random Admin” or maybe “Definitely Not Important Stuff” (IYKYK). It didn't matter in the end, but it got me spiraling. It caused a lot of anxiety and led to very toxic situations.

I started questioning, when I go, will my son know what to do? Will he know where the paperwork is? Will he know who to call, where the accounts are, or how to stop my weird subscription to vintage 80s stickers?

The Birth of the Planner

And that’s when the Book of the Dead - End of Life Planner was born. (Yes, I named it that. No, it’s not creepy. Yes, it comes with a sense of humor.) Because if we’re going to plan for something this uncomfortable, it might as well include checklists, playlists, and possibly a spot to request that your ashes be launched out of a glitter cannon.

So What Is the Book of the Dead - End of Life Planner?

It’s a planner — but not the kind with meal prep and vision boards.

It’s a way to give your people one final gift: clarity. Inside you’ll find space to organize:

• Important documents

• Final wishes

• Account info and passwords

• Medical directives

• Weird funeral requests (see: glitter cannon)

  
  

It’s the stuff that no one talks about but everyone eventually has to deal with.

💀 Why It Actually Matters

Because grief is hard enough without having to go full detective mode. No one wants to spend hours debating who gets the Pyrex. You deserve to have your say — even when you’re not around to say it.

This planner helps you:

• Reduce family stress and conflict

• Make your final wishes known

• Offer peace of mind to the people who love you most

  
  

It’s not morbid. It’s just smart.

The Benefits of Planning Ahead

Planning ahead isn’t just about paperwork. It’s about love. It’s about making sure your family knows your wishes. Think about it: wouldn’t you want to spare them the stress of figuring out what you wanted?

Imagine your loved ones sitting around, reminiscing about you instead of arguing over the details. Wouldn’t that be a better legacy?

Keeping It Light

Now, let’s not forget the humor in all of this. Life is too short to take everything seriously. Why not add a little fun to your end-of-life planning? Maybe you want your favorite playlist to be played at your memorial. Or perhaps you’d like to leave behind a collection of dad jokes for your family to chuckle over.

And hey, if you want your ashes launched out of a glitter cannon, who am I to judge? That sounds like a send-off worthy of a rock star!

A Final Gift

The Book of the Dead isn’t just a planner; it’s a final gift to your loved ones. It’s a way to say, “Hey, I care about you, even when I’m not around.” It’s about making sure they have the tools they need to navigate a tough time.

If you’re ready to join the very elite club of Gen Xers who have their stuff together, 💀 snag your Book of the Dead today. Because nothing says “I love you” like labeled folders and a plan for your vinyl collection.

Grab it now and make future-you proud!

Keep Surviving and Thriving

Keep surviving, keep thriving, and most of all… keep having fun. 💀🎉

In the end, planning for the inevitable doesn't have to be a drag. It can be a way to celebrate life, share laughter, and ensure that your loved ones feel supported. So why not take that step today? Your future self will thank you!