Hey there, fellow Gen X survivor! We’re here to share laughs, life hacks, and midlife survival tips, but let’s be real—this is not medical advice.
What You’ll Find Here:
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Relatable experiences about aging, health, and wellness
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General info to help you navigate midlife like a boss
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Encouragement, humor, and probably some nostalgic references
What You Won’t Find Here:
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A medical degree hanging on our wall
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A replacement for your actual doctor’s advice
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Personalized treatment plans (because we don’t have a prescription pad)
Real Talk: If you have health concerns, weird symptoms, or something just feels “off,” talk to a real healthcare professional—not just the internet.
⚠️ If it’s an emergency, put down your phone and call 911.
📩 Questions? Contact us at hello [at] survivalfunguide [dot] com (type it like a normal email—no brackets!).
Survival Fun Guide: Because midlife is weird, but at least we’re in it together.
You’re welcome to read, browse, and enjoy—but don’t steal our wall vibe or try to sell it as your own. We reserve the right to change this site anytime, and your membership may be subject to our Survival Squad meltdown rules (you’ll get the memo). We just ask everyone to play nice.
Survival Fun Guide: The wall is yours to visit, not to copy.
The Gist: We’re Gen X, not data overlords. We don’t sell your info, trade it for a mixtape, or share it with shady marketers.
What We Do:
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Collect your email so we can send you updates and keep you in the loop.
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Use cookies (not the chocolate chip kind) to see what’s working on our site and keep things running smoothly.
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Save your meltdown stories for ourselves only—no one else sees ‘em.
What We Don’t Do:
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Spam you with nonsense.
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Sell your email to anyone.
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Trade your data for a sketchy prize wheel.