You know that moment where you open a browser tab, log in, and then just sit there staring at the screen like, “Wait… why am I here?” That’s me. Daily. Sometimes I even rope my son into the game — “What was I doing again?” His favorite response: “Existing?”
And don’t even get me started on my reading glasses. The full panic when I can’t find them… only to realize they’re right where they belong — on top of my head.
