Because lawn darts were dangerous… but midlife hits harder.
Survival isn’t just about dodging flaming hoops (or parenting teens). It’s about finding connection, humor, and tools that don’t come with a condescending lecture.
We’re handing out mixtapes, stickers, and survival guides for this wild ride called midlife—and this time, you’re on the VIP list.
Sign up and get:
🌀 The Gen X Survival Starter Pack – A printable kit with bite-sized, sanity-saving tools
📼 Early access to new merch & digital drops – Because the fun stuff should come to you first
💬 Invites to exclusive community perks – No awkward icebreakers. Just real talk
🎯 First dibs on all the good stuff from Survival Fun Guide – 

Totally free. Totally fun.
No homework. No group chats. No weird Zoom calls. Just radness.